The Daily Life of a Melon-Eating Slacker
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Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system-perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold.
There's only one problem.
Her thoughts... aren't private.
At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks:
[That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.]
The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate."
The chosen disciple: stunned.
Lou Yuqing: even more stunned.
Things only get worse from there.
[Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.]
Sect Leader: "How dare you!"
[That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.]
Young Lady: "...A woman?!"
[That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.]
Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!"
Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business...
But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect.
As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads-
The sect prospers.
Justice is served.
And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine...
Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.
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